Author Archives: crankyspanker

Waterhole #69 – Saturday Night

Posted on June 26, 2013 by crankyspanker

I realize that this post is somewhat off topic but if I don’t lighten up real soon I think I am going to meltdown and disappear in a cloud of funk. That being said and desperately looking for a diversion … Continue reading →

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Diminishing Returns

Posted on June 15, 2013 by crankyspanker

2013 the only thing I can say is “it could be worse” This year has been tough for me. I have been distracted from the things that interest me by a continual barrage of  problems of all different sizes. The … Continue reading →

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Almost Human

Posted on May 15, 2013 by crankyspanker

2013 well as far as I can tell it has been my Y2k. I have had so many effing problems that I was not sure if my slow decline had turned into free fall. I really don’t mean to whine, … Continue reading →

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Guilty Pleasure – Farscape!

Posted on April 24, 2013 by crankyspanker

I have had a lot of downtime lately, the perfect excuse to drag out the old dvds and watch a favorite show. I really did not want to like Farscape. I hated the theme music, I thought the premise very … Continue reading →

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More Odds and Ends

Posted on March 10, 2013 by crankyspanker

There is this home in a local small town that started out as a single story track like home on a few acres. It’s not an unusual house but after the property was completed and to avoid too many questions … Continue reading →

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Sexnology

Posted on March 6, 2013 by crankyspanker

That may be misspelled but it is a common misconception that the rapid growth of human invention and ingenuity in the late 18 century through to modern times was driven by altruism or the pursuit of wealth and fame. Another … Continue reading →

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Butterflies

Posted on March 1, 2013 by crankyspanker

So you like to be spanked, scratch that you love to be spanked. This is the most erotic activity and a thorough warming of your bottom makes you so excited that you are ready for almost anything. Without going into … Continue reading →

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Boundaries

Posted on February 26, 2013 by crankyspanker

Ok I can’t really spell, Wordsmith was kind enough to point out that benifits is wrong since it is not in the heading now they tell me, C’est la vie. But I will miss Words on the Bottom I hope … Continue reading →

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Real or Fake

Posted on February 24, 2013 by crankyspanker

There are some great Photoshopped spanking pictures and there are some pretty bad ones. One of my favorites posted by Chross was from Married with children with Kelly being slipper-ed by Peg Bundy she was such a bad girl after … Continue reading →

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Benifits

Posted on February 22, 2013 by crankyspanker

I really don’t like my gray hair, when I get a haircut I usually get it cut very short. I really should be happy that I still have most of my hair, many of my peers have bald spots or … Continue reading →

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