Time Stumbles On

It has been a while since I posted any new material, not that there is a shortage of things that I would like to post. The raw fact is that I am now struggling with rapidly advancing brain fog, anyone have a volcano? There have been nice spanking scenes in new media like Outlander when Claire calls Jaime a sadist and he tells her “I donna ken what that means but I told ya I was going to punish you. I didna say I wasn’t going to enjoy it” while he applied a folded belt to her very sweet naked behind.  Maybe he did ken what it meant after all. Scene fades out but she is still so sore the next morning that she declines the offer to sit down and eat her porridge. The whole thing is that Jamie swears never to do it again Damn!

There was a strange little SciFi flick “Under the Skin.” Scarlett Johansson is in various stages of undress in the movie and completely naked towards the end. Her body is nice but that is not what I liked about it, she projects the feeling that she is completely comfortable and not obsessed with the little flaws that even totally gorgeous  women will exhibit, that is totally awesome! She is filming Ghost in the shell and I expect her to be just as open as any woman with a completely artificial body…well you know.

Still trying to remember other thing I have seen and wanted to comment about but I feel like I am easily dist  ohh look a cat!

My main man Mr Worf apple head Chihuahua and wing man extraordinaire unexpectedly died last December. I though he fell asleep on the way to the Vet but as soon as I picked him up it was painfully obvious that his time had come. It was kind of humiliating for me to be sitting in the Vet’s waiting room, tears running down my face and the Vet’s assistant comes out of the treatment room. I looked up at her and cried that he didn’t make it. They did try unsuccessfully to revive the little guy but to no avail. His mug shot.

mug shot

As you can see he wasn’t well cared for until abandoned on the sidewalk in a crate with a bag of dog food on top.

S/W Ver: 9E.03.3AR

Recent Fat Doggie

As you can see he was loved or at least well fed.



I don’t know if you can see but there is one of my favorite pictures, a poem contributed but my Vet, A small plaster casting of his footprints and some fur clippings.

TTFN Crankyspanker

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I have tried to like this show, unfortunately I find most of the characters annoying at best or I just hate them completely. I do sympathize with Chevy Chase here but I just can not help being attracted to Britta and Annie, Boobs will always trump quirky character, every time. This is however my favorite episode, after all I thought that Britta should be beaten frequently, If not for her enlightenment just because I like it. My second favorite episode has Britta trying to hide her sleeping with Troy a secret from Abed and going out the window in her bra and panties.

Here she meets Troy’s grandma for the first time and she finds Britta’s  attempt at a compliment insulting. Grandma tells Britta to fetch her a switch. Britta has no idea what she is in for but will play along anyway.

Obviously Grandma is easy to insult and Britta hunts for an appropriate switch.

Here Britta lets grannie spank her even lowering her pants to allow grannie complete access to the naughty behind.

Since I am not a fan of this excuse for a show I would not have objected if Britta got whupped a lot more, It certainly could not have hurt me but I would have tuned in just for that, and boobs.




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OK, this is not on topic but in the fourth season Mrs. Peel was captured and tied up frequently. I would not say that she was not a good agent but she was also undercover, right among the bad guys and at a much greater risk of getting captured or killed. In addition to being physically restrained she was brainwashed several times and once sold to a prince to be his next wife. And yes I thought it was funny!

Just to refresh your memories The Avengers was a quirky spy type program with lots of tongue in cheek and leather outfits for Mrs. Peel. The French name for the show was right on the mark “Bowler Hats and Leather Boots.” I  think I like it better than “The Avengers.”

From the very first episode Mrs. Peel is identified as a spy and bound with equestrian gear.

Mrs Peel LeatherMrs Peel Leather3In other adventures she was also locked in a basement and a reasonable facsimile of a POW camp cell.

undercoversmall trainsmall train1Note the perils of Pauline pose she is ties to a scale model train.

leather1CleapatraShe is wrapped in the last carpet like Cleopatra.

unrolledundercover1A different kind of disability, in the episode she is locked in the Basement.

coffinPretending to be dead.

pressingShe is about to be pressed, vintage Mrs. Peel.

dentistdentist1In a dentist chair then hand cuffed in an office.

handcuffedprisonerbirdieI can’t say what she is wearing but notice the strategically placed feathers.




Now that’s a birdcage.

collarseductionPrepare for action!

handcuffedtochairHandcuffed straddling a chair in leather pants, just gives me ideas.

wife49How many goats are you offering to trade.

This last is a promotional picture that I just have no idea what they were thinking. All of the above captures are from the fourth season of “The Avengers”



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I remember watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, however there was nothing like this.

Scoobie Doooo!


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Doctor Who

This is supposed to be Doc Holiday urging the doctors companion out the door with a strategically placed slap.

The Avengers

Since this is an English production I expected a lot more than a slap here or there. Steed handled that umbrella so well I assumed he would also swing a cane well. While attempting to enlist a pretty accomplice he demonstrates his form on a cigarette girl.

Missed opportunity. In this episode two women try to kill Steed and after he disables one by pulling her jacket over her arms he places a chair on top of her. He then pulls the second assassin over his kness and instead  of giving her what for simply tickles her until she answers his questions. Some might find this stimulating anyway.

NVE00014 NVE00015NVE00016This color episode features Steed surprising a nurse with a good smack on her ass. She jumps and turns around so Steed can lock her in a cabinet. The look of appreciation on Steeds face after says it all.

I have to admit when I eventually saw The Avengers like so many adolescent males I had a major crush on Mrs. Peel. In the very first episode that featured Mrs. Peel they did more than shake hands.

This episode shows little but my imagination filled in the missing parts.

I think a whole post still needs to be dedicated to Mrs. Peel. Coming soon!





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Its always nice to see a costumed crime fighter take matter in hand.

326aa8089299d3bb7e9f84d6 Sometimes though the villains get the upper hand.


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If you have browsed this blog you are probably aware that I really enjoy Anime and Manga. I really like the work of Kami Tora. He did an exceptional series on how to draw Manga and seems to share my obsession with spanking.


I was browsing titles on Netflix and found this animation series called Kill La Kill. It is completely over the top even the transformation scenes would make Sailor Moon jealous. In one scene the characters were simply riding a tram. In the background were two cats going at it, would that be pussy style?


Recently Drew B and and Adam S did a comedy movie called Blended. Not a bad movie by today’s standards, I have been a fan of Drew since she danced for David Letterman and flashed him. In the movie they travel to Africa and one morning they are treated to a pair of Rhinos making the beast with two backs, Rhino style?


Ever since I moved to Prescott we have inherited a herd of javalina, small pig like creatures that are related to the Hippo. Since then I have learned all about peccary husbandry, there are new babies regularly usually in pairs. Since the position is so common in nature I have concluded that its only doggie style when people are doing it, Missionary being a relatively new development.


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