Kicking Ass

Hello dere

My parents were almost of the modern sensibility of refraining from corporal punishment. I do recall a memorable butt whipping that was provided by my old man. He grabbed what was handy which turned out to be the plastic tubing that he used in his tropical fish hobby. Boy did I scream while he applied the hose to my butt and thighs. I also remember that after the fact checking out the red stripes my dad had created, I felt very odd almost pleased with his handiwork. It didn’t have the desired effect after all, I was even more stubborn than before.
It was a technique of his when I was younger if I dawdled or didn’t pay sufficient attention to his instructions, he would have me walk by him and as I passed plant his work boot in the seat of my pants, not terribly hard but hard enough to make his point.

While an old classic western with Steve McQueen I came across an episode in the third season called “Detour”. Steve is hired by a frightened man (Howard Morris) to help him elope with the eldest daughter of a rancher who is against the wedding. The younger daughter has her own ideas leading up to her sweet talking Steve’s character Josh. Her sister walks up to her and kicks her in the ass. “It was worth it” she exclaims, while rubbing the target.

A more recent threat shows up in “Dear Dictator” when Katie Holmes cuts school to help the dictator, the last thing she shouts to her is “If you set foot out of this house I am going to kick you in the ass”. Katie replies “I love you too mom”.


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I am fully retired from working for a living. I should have plenty of time for updating and posting here, but I have been so distracted that this doesn’t seem that important to me. I have not lost my primary obsession, if anything because of fewer distractions it is stronger than ever, but if you do less there seems to be no incentive to do more.

As long as I can remember I felt my spanking fetish would diminish as I got older, basically I would outgrow a juvenile drive. Nope that is not the case, I probably will have fantasies for as long as I can think.

As I get older I find both my mind and body failing. I don’t know really what is worse bodily dysfunction or the loss of mental abilities. I just have to wait and see what develops.

I just wanted to affirm that I am still here in some capacity and hope to post new stuff.


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I’m Back!

Well maybe, its all seriously impermanent do cha know. You can recover from most physical ailments butt when the mind goes, well thats it.

Anyway on a lighter note:

I have posted before on the practice of Figging. To bring everyone up to speed, it is the practice of inserting and appropriately shaved and shaped piece of ginger into your favorite sub’s anus to make said sub squirm due to the intense but harmless burning sensations produced. According to one Domme on the web this also creates a more receptive and looser butt to penetrate.

I have always been hesitant to experience this personally, being somewhat of a chicken, but recently I was curious enough to overcome my reluctance and peeled some ginger so I could relate what it feels like.

Oops, I must be really an odd duck. I can’t say I felt like I was on fire and I did try to clench to increase the sensation. I think I like it, a lot. The more relaxed anal sphincter was also an interesting side effect. Maybe some individuals are more sensitive to the gingers oils and it makes them feel a more intense burning, but ginger also has some pain relieving properties that accounts for the more relaxed butt.

So If you are curious I heartily recommend ginger root for anal sex play, you might just be pleasantly surprised.

But watch out for horseradish, hoo boy!

Cranky Spanker

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Illustrations, Artwork, Comics and Cartoons

This small sampling from my own archive I posted these gems five years ago!

I don’t know what it is about spanking scenarios drawn from the imagination of various artists, but sometimes I find them more satisfying than photographs or movies. The outrageous hentai of Kamitora which you can find all over the Internet (check out the cherry report for an interview), or the older works of Eric Stanton. When I first logged on to BBS years ago I was excited by crude rendering like these.



Crude yes but in those days you logged on through a service and paid for the privilege by the hour. I have to mention print magazines like Penthouse. Here is a couple of scenes that I don’t see very often that I like.


Oh, Wicked Wanda!

Internet fans will remember Endart who has retired but whose artwork is outstanding. Here are a couple of samples from my computer.

Illustrations, Artwork, Comics and Cartoons


There are so many Banjo, Whizzer Black, The Spirit, and others too numerous to list. One or two last ones, the first by JayEm I believe.

Illustrations, Artwork, Comics and Cartoons


So little time, so many great spanking illustrations.




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Endart – The End

I have enjoyed the work of Endart ever since I saw them printed in a magazine. I distinctly remember a couple of Pamalee series that just so happen to be Number one where she is hitch hiking, and number two at a Firehouse, superior to Bridget Jones.

I do not know and have not been able to independently verify that Endart has passed away but I feel it is overdue to post a Pamalee Adventure.













I always thought Lucy Lawless aka Xena : Warrior Princess would have looked very good with a bright red butt, and its always nice to see Pamalee dish it out.


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That Ship Has Sailed

Despite the affirmation that it is never too late, I have to go with the observation of our favorite colonial marine “Game Over, man Game Over” I finally pulled my head out of the sand or my ass depending on who you ask but I had remained hidden for too many years. In the intervening years social media has allowed more people to connect and despite the current attempt to conflate spanking with the harsh reality of domestic abuse more and more people are willing to admit spanking is a turn-on for them.

The result is that for many years I suppressed that side of my self, hiding away just like Hunter S. Thompson full of fear and loathing. Terribly ashamed and embarrassed, it did not help that I was mocked by the “normally sexed” for my strange idea of what is hot. So that side of me remained immature a lot like Peter I even had my very own Wendy, unfortunately she was Gay. I would hang out at her place and she would flit around in just her fairy wings (too much?), I can verify she was a natural blonde. It may not be the best idea to lech over a gay woman but you have to give the guy a break, it was a lot to absorb at nineteen. Wendy and her friends were aware of the problems I was having trying to be cool, or they may have assumed what I was hiding was being gay and wanted to help me to come out. So now even though I am in my sixties a part of me is still immature complete with poor social graces and attracted to women way too young for me chronologically.

Flash forward to Labor Day weekend. Over the weekend I desperately wanted to play and was encouraged by another party attendee. I watched a girl with purple hair give a guy a thorough spanking. He seemed to enjoy it. I watched another guy get spanked in one of the bedrooms and told him so, he didn’t mind the audience. I went to my room to get a pill and followed one of the girls to her room; she said she wanted to change into something more comfortable. I came back from my room and it may have seemed like I was waiting for her but I wasn’t, honest, not a stalker.

Anyway I wasn’t but not five minutes after getting back to the suite, she stripped and lay naked on one to the tables placed in the room. On Sunday when asked a friend of hers told us that she loved to be naked and it was no big deal for her.

On Saturday evening I witnessed lots of spankings, all kinds of spankings, paddlings, floggings either pantied bottoms or bare ass. No one asked me to leave and I wasn’t the only voyeur. It may have been pheromones or just me but being surrounded by my very favorite thing; I was left in such a heightened state despite not being touched or touching anyone that I was completely buzzed. I didn’t have a drop until the end of the night. Well I may have to settle to watching a group of young and attractive people play, but I really did enjoy the show.


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Sunday Morning Anime

I have been looking for more Anime to watch. I found the whole Neon Genesis Evangelion really interesting and compelling. Its very poor cousin / homage / rip well you get it “Pacific Rim”, hey the cast was amazing! Then completely disappointed by the “parody” “Atlantic Rim”

So now lets look at the first season of “Ikki Tousen” seriously just about as complete a show dedicated to fan service as any I have seen. Hakufu Sonsaku the main busty heroine school uniform consists of such a short skirt that her underwear almost needs its own name like pretty white panty. There is a whole lot of emphasis on crotch shots and her butt encased in tight skimpy panties that make them a star. here is one shot that is shown between breaks.


She also wears tight gym shorts and performs kicks and other moves in them. In the very first episode our Heroine seems to spend a lot of time complaining about her mothers intense methods of punishment and how frequently she is punished. There are a couple of nice spankings shown in the first season, both earning by being bratty with her mom, “act your age you old fart” is what got her spanked.


It is a nice little spanking while she yelps and promises to not call her mom that again. There are the gym shorts banded around her thighs. Despite all her protestations seemingly only a few moments later she yells in her mothers face while she is beating a carpet. “Why do I need a babysitter, and then whats that for I haven’t done anything yet!”




Hakufu slaps her own ass to tease Koukin


Second spanking Hakufu once again criticizes mom calling her an old mountain demon. A much shorter scene that ends with Hakufu cooling off with her frenemy and then with Koukin freaking him out with her nudity.




Well thats enough of that. Officially Sunday time to lay down.




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