I really don’t like my gray hair, when I get a haircut I usually get it cut very short. I really should be happy that I still have most of my hair, many of my peers have bald spots or widow’s peaks and as far as I can tell I still have full coverage.
It’s not just the hair though despite feeling like I am still young, my wife would probably classify me as post adolescent, and my outward appearance clearly marks me as qualifying for the senior discount. With the current financial situation getting a discount for anything certainly helps to stretch my money and gets me more for less although I think my wife was more upset than I was by qualifying for the senior discount herself.
Lately I have noticed that the more polite young whippersnappers will hold the door open for me despite the fact that I don’t use a cane or walker or allow me to go first through the door at the bank, post or supermarket. It still makes me feel like one of the two curmudgeons from the Muppet show, if you don’t remember they were Statler and Waldorf two disagreeable old men who heckled the rest of the cast from their balcony seats.
The last time I was pulled over for speeding the State Trooper let me off with a warning despite the fact that if he had wanted to he could have written a speeding ticket and another citation for the 15 MPH over the speed limit reckless driving regulation here in Arizona. My brother just recently commented that he has been given warnings more frequently as he has gotten older.
Sorry I am trying to get to a point here but I can not help but wonder since I am attracted to younger women, I am talking about women here not girls, is it possible that the right young lady would be willing to be punished for her naughty behavior by an older step dad or even a spanking grandpa. I have not tried to play the dignified older man card but I have been thinking lately that for some there could be a certain amount of appeal to “come here young lady and prepare for a good spanking” from yours truly.
I have this persistent picture in my head of a woman in a light summer outfit. You have been very naughty come here. I think a good spanking will cure you of whatever naughty thing I am accusing her of, the deed is not all that important. Lift your skirt and bend over my knee, I will show you what bad girls get when they misbehave. I really don’t have much to lose at this point in my life, I could get my face slapped, or even get laughed at but maybe just maybe respecting your elders could help me out here. Worst case scenario I could just pretend I was joking or flirting and move on. The potential for two adults getting what they need here is far too great to resist. I will have to try this and let you know the results. By the way any naughty girls reading this are welcome to ask for correction, I will be more than happy to oblige. ID’s will be checked at the door.