Amazing Artists

Posted on May 4, 2011 by crankyspanker

It seems like I am always making the wrong assumption especially when it concerns the identity of artists that like to draw spanking illustrations. I had assumed that Cc was a fellow spankophile and was surprised to find that my fellow was a she! There are some amazing interviews with the Chicago Spanking Review that are a must see.

I have tried to find the various links so that it would be easy to navigate directly to the interview pages. If these links do not work properly I am sorry but still a newbie.

A selection of Cc drawings and the interview can be found here

http://www.chicagospankingreview.org/comicspage/cc_interview.html

The interviews here are not to be missed terrific insight to the spanking artist. Cc says she was influenced by Kami Tora.

Another artist featured is SP Anka.

Superhero comics and spanking yum!

See the full interview here

http://www.chicagospankingreview.org/comicspage/spanka_interview.html

Another young artist featured is Jenna an unusual artist with a tendency to top.

Her interview is here

http://www.chicagospankingreview.org/comicspage/jenna_interview.html

There may be others but I have not been able to find them. The Chicago Spanking Review, definitely a Spanko find.

CS

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What was I Thinking!

Posted on May 4, 2011 by crankyspanker

There have been periods in my life when I just gave up, concentrated on my job and lived like a hermit, eschewing any companionship whatsoever. I was working 2nd shift and frequently worked straight through till the morning. I believe that year I bought myself a brand new Firebird, hell I earned it.

So one afternoon I was minding my own business sitting in my living room listening to music when someone knocked at the door. I assumed it was just someone trying to save my soul, Jehovah’s Witness or New Age Christian, It wasn’t. It was the cute blond from across the street, seems she liked my car.

She came in and we hung out a bit, I was enjoying her company when she told me she had a thumper on her bumper. She was quite proud if it, I wasn’t sure what she was talking about. Turns out it was a tattoo, she wanted to show it to me. She lifted her skirt and pulled down her drawers and sure enough there was a cute little bunny on an equally cute little tush. If my ass looked like that I would have shown it off too!

It still seems quite surreal to me but it was getting late enough in the afternoon that I had to go to work so she rearranged her clothing and left. I thought that would be the end of it, but her boyfriend / husband came over and wanted to know just what I was doing with his “old lady” I convinced him of his mates virtue and he left grumbling. She never came over again.

Considering the potential for disaster I think it could have been much worse, but I really did enjoy that tattoo and the tush.

🙂

CS

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The Spirit’s Studio

Posted on April 30, 2011 by crankyspanker

One evening I was looking through the archives on my computer and I came across this. I have been a fan of The Spirit for many years now and I was wondering if the artist was still around. The Spirit Studio is still there.   http://www.thespiritsstudio.com/

I always did like the mixture of humor blended into these frames and I haven’t seen these for some time. 

These are some of the ones hidden away on my computer. I first located them several weeks ago and then could not find them again. If you want to see more current work by The Spirit visit The Spirit’s Studio. http://www.thespiritsstudio.com/

CS

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I am so pissed off!!

Posted on April 28, 2011 by crankyspanker

I just wanted to check my latest stats and this annoying message was my only answer. On further examination I found that my blog on Blogger was deleted, no reason or explanation, just gone. It would be nice to know what line I had crossed I tried to comply with all the guidelines and put my blog behind a warning that it was for mature audiences only. Apparently this was not sufficient I may have been axed but some program, without human intervention, but I really don’t care. I hope that anyone that thinks that I may have something to say will find me here.

CS

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From Russia with Love

Posted on April 25, 2011 by crankyspanker

This is an old movie only the second time that Sean Connery was James Bond. It may be one of the original but this movie has it all. I have to admit it has been playing a lot on cable lately but that has only enhanced my appreciation. I also features the stunning Daniela Bianchi as a Russian operative assigned to seduce 007, I believe that her boss called it a labor of love. It has great action sequences and a fantastic cast including a young Robert Shaw as a blond killer. 
They plan to trick James Bond into stealing a Lektor decoding machine from the Soviet embassy in Istanbul, which they will then steal from Bond, while at the same time, framing him. To lure Bond into the trap, Klebb will enlist an attractive female attaché, Tatiana Romanov, whose cover story will be that she intends to defect to England. 007 and Tatiana are acting as a married couple en route when the following scene takes place.

This scene just made me think about the controversy that Mr. Connery caused some 20 years later when he was interviewed and spoke positively about prior statements like “it’s not the worst thing to slap a woman” and Barbra Walters tried to get him to recant but he went on to say that he had not changed his mind at all.
“I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don’t recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.” Can you imagine the outrage if he made that statement today. It seems to me that there would be quite a few women who would not mind a smack or two from Mr. Connery; I am assuming a lot with his appearance, wealth and fame. I may be wrong but I do believe that he was never charged with assaulting anyone although one ex-wife complained that he intimidated her.  
I do have to close with this quote “It would appear I’m an inspiration for older men. Do I think I’m sexy? I’ve been told I am. I know that I find certain people attractive and they find me attractive and are presumptuous enough to think that’s sexy. I can’t answer for all those fat guys out there in their sixties. Are they more virile? Well, its years since I went to bed with a sixtyish balding man. Look, I’m dealing with maturity alright. I’m much more interest in keeping enthusiastic than anything else.”
I’m encouraged.

CS

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Oh, Wicked Wanda!

Posted on April 24, 2011 by crankyspanker
Oh, Wicked Wanda! was a British full-color, satirical adult comic strip, written by Frederic Mullally, and drawn by Ron Embleton. The strip regularly appeared in Penthouse magazine from 1973 to 1980 from Wikipedia. Wanda often called her “Pusscake”, while Candyfloss’ nickname for Wanda was “Boo’ful.” The term “candyfloss” is the common UK name for “cotton candy.” Candyfloss was apparently omnisexual, shagging with anyone who came her way, much to Wanda’s annoyance.There was a full archive of all the strips online but it seems to be gone. Here is a selection of my favorite panels.
 

 

Where possible I have tried to present the entire panel, the only full strips that I do not have are the time traveling adventures. I am going to try to feature a new artist each Sunday.

CS

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Spankmeister ?

Posted on April 19, 2011 by crankyspanker

I was looking for stuff on the internet the other day and I came across this strange word. I immediately thought of a beefy guy like a brewmeister but according to the Urban Dictionary at http://www.urbandictionary.com/ the definition is as follows.
Spankmeister
1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
While I was perusing this rather extensive list I came across a few that stuck with me.
Spankenfest
A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.

Spank, Spank, Push
Usually done Spank, Spank, Rub, this alternate use shows the victim who is control of the situation.
She expected a nice spank, spank, rub but instead received the brutal, yet more honest spank, spank, push. Her lower lip protruded appreciating the fact she knew who’s boss.
Spankdadilicious
A state of being fabulous.
Spankasm
Achieving orgasm through spanking.
This is my favorite no doubt.
Spanking
The act of repeatedly slapping the booty with one’s open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.
I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke;
YOU’RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!
One of the better definitions yet!
CS
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Sunday Funnies – Endart – Part II

Posted on April 16, 2011 by crankyspanker

Here is the second Pamalee Henderson comic strip. I don’t know if there are any more.


 

 

The End.

CS

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Penance

Posted on April 14, 2011 by crankyspanker

I am a recovering Catholic. My mother would have liked me to be an altar boy, though somehow I think that I would be even stranger than I already am, if I had gone that route. Despite rejecting the whole Catholic thing I was in this church in Sedona, it is built into the red rock formations for which the area is famous; I found it still moving and brought back memories of the things I liked about being Catholic. 
Me an altar boy. Ridiculous
Catholics admit that they are not perfect and they can confess their wrongs, and ask to be forgiven. I think it is one of the few things they may have gotten right. In fact I think my favorite take on the Catholic Church was in a Clint Eastwood movie called Grand Torino. Clint Eastwood, another strayed member, gives this youngish priest a piece of his mind, several times. I enjoyed the recreation of his confession, brought back memories, I assume it is the incense.
Now it has been established I am a pretty cranky guy, an angry hungry baby. The standard procedures are access brain then engage mouth. So often I don’t use the standard procedure and I find myself saying the wrong things. Even thoughtless things can be so damaging, no amount of backpedaling can fix it. I have so often screwed things up that have had permanent repercussions; I can’t help but wonder if paying the appropriate penance would have been more desirable.
The parish priest would assign the appropriate penance, special considerations for altar boys I believe. You can injure someone pretty effectively with words, far more painfully that with a hairbrush or paddle. If you can take the penalty and erase your transgressions it seems very liberating and preferable to other forms of negative reinforcement. I have been spanked soundly for misdeeds and it really seemed to me to clear the air. I accepted my punishment and felt clean and renewed.
Does this work for everyone? Beats the hell out of me.
CS 
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Watching Faces

Posted on April 12, 2011 by crankyspanker
Recently I participated in a poll concerning whether it was important to see faces in spanking videos and pictures or not. There were many who wanted to see the facial reactions of the players, but a lot more than I thought did not care. Frequently the spankers are trying to have very stern expressions and for some scenarios that is just fine, but I also get a kick out of alternate expressions. For example I have collected some screen captures to illustrate my point.
Closeup interesting concentration
Full Scene
More typical expression
Nice reaction shot
The players may have explicit direction or they just may go with the flow. Sometimes this just yields wonderful results.

She looks like she is having a good time!
My favorite of the group
All the above screen capture are from videos posted on Spanking Tube.

CS
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