Dream a Little Dream

Posted on April 10, 2011 by crankyspanker

I have always had very vivid dreams.
Sometimes I am the Master of the Universe
Sometimes I am a poor schlub that can’t even find the bathroom
Sometimes I save the world and get the girl
Sometimes the world gets the best of me and everyone I meet attacks me
Sometimes I can not lose
Sometimes I just can not win
Sometimes I am very well endowed;
you could put the thing over your shoulder and burp it
Sometimes not so much
Being a confirmed fan of science fiction I have dreamed entire stories. Recently I was had this dream that was like invasion of the body snatchers and some kind of weird water park. We were taken, stripped and run through these odd machines, kind of reminded me of the mechanical spanker I had envisioned. After going through the gauntlet so to speak this strange short being approached me and stamped my hand in red with a capital A in a circle. I don’t know if I was Grade a prime or just choice.
I wanted to relate this other dream that impressed me greatly. I was approached by this woman, her face was vaguely familiar and I thought she was beautiful. She joined me in bed and her face might have been slightly familiar but her body I definitely knew. As she reclined nude I ran my hands down her body, her skin warm and silky. I do so like to touch; I have been told I even do it in my sleep. After thoroughly exploring I eased her over onto her belly.
 
As I ran my hand down the length of her body and up, I leaned over and whispered in her ear. I told her what I needed, what she needed. She told me that was not what she wanted at all. I continued to rub her back and then cupping her bum again told her what I needed, she protested but no so strongly. As I raised my hand and things were really getting interesting, I woke up damn! I hope to get back to this particular dream soon.

CS

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Sunday Funnies – Endart – Need I Say More!

Posted on April 10, 2011 by crankyspanker

Before I start I can always tell when I have been noticed and linked by Ch. Ross, traffic suddenly jumps. I am not worthy!   Thank you for the attention.

Another interesting referring site is Dana Kane – Diciplinarian. It was very nice to see a link there and I wanted to thank her.

I was just perusing old backup files and came across these panels of Pamalee Henderson. Since Endart.com has been retired I thought it was time to bring these out again.

 
 

CS

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Teacher’s Pet – Not Really

Posted on April 8, 2011 by crankyspanker

I hate exercise, hate it, hate it, and hate it. Did you know I really hate to exercise? That being said over the years I have relented and signed up for various aerobics classes. Oddly enough these classes were always all female, not that I had any idea when I signed up. Okay some idea but it was enough incentive to get me to go and work out three times every week for the length of the courses. We all must find the motivation that works best.

Reminds me of one instructor. I attended her wedding.  

I was able to behave myself with my classmates; most of them were as much in need of working out as I was. All I had to do was not step on anyone and try not to trip over my two left feet and fall down. Unfortunately the instructors were always in way better condition than I could aspire to, and I did tend to aspire to them. Something about women in excellent physical condition getting all sweaty got to me.

I went to this one class regularly for a couple of years and I did ask the instructor what she did for fun. She told me she liked to take bicycle rides, very long bicycle rides, 50 plus mile trips by bicycle. Well I did not have a death wish so I did not try to get along. I still wonder maybe I should have brought her an apple.

CS
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Imagine That

Posted on April 6, 2011 by crankyspanker
I was reading this book about gangster era criminals when I came across a passage like this “He would put a glove on his big mitt and beat my ass raw.” I never considered a glove an implement so I just had to check it out. There are gloves lined with cashmere, studded gloves and gloves with metal spikes in them, ouch!
 
There seem to be quite a variety of gloves designed for this.
Metal spikes!
Textured and coated with rubber.
Any ideas just what she is sitting on?
 Last set of gloves I though the color was most suitable, and appropriate.
These are for welding. Welding?
This is a not a new idea, I always thought that a glove would just get in the way. I did find an amazing array of images of women wearing evening gloves and spanking with them. There was a classic photo on the blog SEXUELLE see it here http://perfumedkisses2.blogspot.com/2010/08/leather-glove-spanking.html?zx=7156beeb2a379a6a.
Last Smack!
CS
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Sunday Funnies – Back Cover Art

Posted on April 3, 2011 by crankyspanker


These color pieces were the back cover art and the additional black and white drawings from one issue.

CS

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The Itch

Posted on March 31, 2011 by crankyspanker
I really love spanking a pretty fanny and I have tried to do this as often as I can. If I can’t be actually doing it I have found that I can participate vicariously through the blogs listed to the right. Reading about and watching videos can help satisfy my primary kink. 
When you gotta have it!
Sometimes you have an itch that you just can help but scratch. I can not describe the sensation more clearly but every now and then I need to be spanked myself. Its like missing an important part of my daily schedule, like going out of the house and forgetting my pants.
The cartoon above expresses my feelings pretty closely. On those occasions I have found cooperative partners who were unwilling to be spanked themselves but had no problem applying paddle or crop to my ass.  Even though this was what I really wanted the actual spanking always made me slightly apprehensive, anticipating the sting and burn, especially if the event was more than a few hours away.

Imagining a hard spanking and getting one are two completely different things. I do want to get the full treatment but when the paddle smacks my butt over and over my resolve tends to dissipate. This can be very hard if my partner was pissed off at me at the time. I really want to explore my limits and perhaps go a bit beyond them but that has been very hard to achieve. I’ll just have to keep on trying.

CS

 
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Positions

Posted on March 30, 2011 by crankyspanker

Spanking positions that is, from standing to lying prone on a bed. There are all sorts of standard household items ideal for bending a naughty girl over for her punishment. I have found myself wandering through furniture stores looking at various hassocks and footstools all perfect for a comfortable spanking position. Even sitting has been demonstrated to be quite effective, I remember a video where a girl was made to sit on a wooden stool and scoot back so that her bum hung over the edge, she was spanked soundly her butt nicely presented for a small leather paddle. The same position can be duplicated with an armless chair turned around and straddled, leaving the ass hanging off the edge.
I had a thinner chair in mind but this seems to work.
There are plenty of custom designed benches and footstools, mostly covered in padded leather. These are designed with one purpose in mind; ordinary furniture found around the house put to alternate use was on my mind. An overstuffed armchair or sofa can be a very comfy perch especially bent over the back with the bum the highest part of the body. You can use the arm and even the seat if you like although either leaves the spankee with her face close to the floor instead of the cushion.
Girls boarding school.

 The more obvious place is the bedroom bent over the end of the bed, or lying on it propped up on a pile of pillows. Oddly enough the standard bathtub seems to be an ideal height; you must cushion the hard edge with a folded towel to make it somewhat comfortable. Less comfortable are the various tables and desks to emulate the schoolgirl experience. Most revealing of all is kneeling on a small stool and placing the hands on the floor.
 
 The best for last my and personal favorite is over the knee. Whether lying out flat or bent over both knees or a single knee and the other leg clamping kicking legs. This is so much more intimate, and you can feel every wiggle and kick.
One of my favorite OTK pictures.
You can pull your victim close and tight against your hip. I do not think that there is any better way to get feedback on how you are doing.

A last example from Ms Hadda.
 CS
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Illustrations, Artwork, Comics and Cartoons

Posted on March 29, 2011 by crankyspanker

I don’t know what it is about spanking scenarios drawn from the imagination of various artists, but sometimes I find them more satisfying than photographs or movies. The outrageous hentei of Kamitora which you can find all over the Internet (check out the cherry report for an interview), or the older works of Eric Stanton. When I first logged on to BBS years ago I was excited by crude rendering like these.

Crude yes but in those days you logged on through a service and paid for the privilege by the hour. I have to mention print magazines like Penthouse. Here is a scene that I don’t see very often that I like.

Internet fans will remember Endart who has retired but whose artwork is outstanding. A sample from my computer.

There are so many Banjo, Whizzer Black, The Spirit, and others too numerous to list. One last JayEm I believe

Cranky Spanker

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Sunday Funnies – Sam Swatt by Dan Rivera

Posted on March 26, 2011 by crankyspanker
All things come to an end, this is the last strip by Dan Rivera in my collection, please enjoy!

 
This color strip has been posted before but I like it so much well you know. It’s Spanky Sal!

Next week full color artwork from the back page of Spank Hard!

CS

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Interlewd

Posted on March 25, 2011 by crankyspanker

I grew up in New York City and traveled a lot on the Subway system. You learn early that if something sounds too good to be true it’s not. So if somebody wants to give you a great deal on a piece of jewelry or watch, as my mom would say foged aboud it!
I went into the city on evening with a friend, just a couple of geeks going to the show. On the way home on the subway we were excitingly talking about our favorite topic science fiction.  An attractive woman starts chatting us up. I looked at my buddy and he just shrugged slightly. I am not sure exactly what happened but before she left us we had invitations to continue our talk at her home. I could not resist so I called her up and set a date.
I had all kinds of ideas going through my head as I headed over to Greenwich Village to visit her, I had plans, and ideas where this was going, the only problem that I was unaware of was that she was gay. Entering her apartment M introduced me to her roommate / lover W, I was kind of disappointed but I still enjoyed the pleasure of their company. 
Oddly enough I never even imagined them together.
 
I went there often until I moved to California, you may wonder what incentive I might have had in visiting these women, I was about as interesting to them sexually as a house cat, but I was still living with my parents and to me it was no choice at all. They seemed to like having me around and they definitely expanded my horizons. I do think though that they tried to make me sweat, I would be sitting on the couch being Joe cool and they would casually wander around naked, often cleaning house or doing other chores.
They did educate me in other ways; they took me to my first and only lesbian bar. It was like a scene out of a bad novel; a very large female bartender looked me over and asked me if I was gay, I told her I was not and she insisted that I leave right now!  I ate with them when they cooked and they broadened my tastes, I tasted caviar for the first time in that apartment. They did try to free my inner homosexual unsuccessfully but I suppose that would be an entirely different post.
I seriously don’t believe that these women injured me in any way although they could pull a practical joke with the best of them. I did learn a lot from them about being open to new experiences and people. It’s been a while since I thought about them but I still smile fondly over my memories.
CS
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