Happy Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2012 by crankyspanker

Well tonight’s the night, its gonna be alright, easy for you to say but my favorite holiday is just about ended. I have been playing with my favorite monster/ comedy movie “Young Frankenstein” and I would like to share a few of my favorite moments from that classic. You may say it is not a real scary movie but it really it a tribute to the old black and white monster movies that I loved.

This clip features the completely cute Teri Garr at her best I just can’t help but smile at “put ze candle beck!”. Her chemistry with Gene Wilder is one of the things that make this a true classic.

Here the group is discussing the actual construction of the monster and describing his attributes.

Damn she could elevate me anytime. I don’t know how many times I have watched this movie but I still find a lot of it very funny. In this bit here if you watch Gene Wilder’s expression he is really struggling to keep a straight face and deliver his line, Teri is also working hard but gives a beautiful delivery “Oh the platform!” Ha!

Last one

The whole wacky situation is further complicated by the arrival of the future Mrs Fronkensteen the amazing Madeline Kahn. I don’t know about you but I think Madeline was one of the funniest comedic actresses of all time, her Lili Von Shtupp, who could wrap any man around her finger except Cleavon Little, at any time was fantastic.

The actual meeting of Dr Fronkensteen’s fiance and his laboratory assistants was probably the most ridiculous scene in the entire movie and produced the most bloopers on the deluxe DVD version. There is this rumor that when filming was finished the crew kept adding more material because they did not want the project to end.

Nice pumpkin carving not very scary but very well done.

CS

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3rd Rock redux

Posted on October 30, 2012 by crankyspanker

Just a little clip from Third Rock From The Sun a show that I should have watched more often. Since the show was about a group of aliens here on earth to study humanity, not to mention that most of the episode titles were “Dick” jokes. I like the “what just happened” look on Jane Curtains face. This is hosted with Word press as YouTube has really become the worst place to host your videos.

CS

 

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Sunday Before Halloween!

Posted on October 28, 2012 by crankyspanker

It seems to me that Halloween is an important annual event and is second only to Christmas in the number of people who celebrate it or at least participate in some small way, like handing out candy to trick-or-treaters or buying that one guilty treat that you can only find this time of year.

With all the different costumes that you could wear for Halloween from history and literature to popular culture the possibilities are endless. I have always looked suspiciously at chaps for example. Definite spanking possibilities there.

Spanking at the Renaissance Faire – why not

 

 

 

 

 

I don’t think that I would look that good in a cape and tights but any party that I could wear such an outfit to would probably be worth attending. This year though I am going for something simple wearing a full length white lab coat that I bought at a local medical supply house. That’s Fronkensteen not sure about the wig though.

CS

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Bonnie Appreciation Day!

Posted on October 24, 2012 by crankyspanker

Ok it was yesterday but I have to add my two bits as it was on My Bottom Smarts that I first read about other spankos who did all the things I did to fulfill those spanking needs. looked for spanking references in books and movies and has even helped me to contribute to the blogosphere. So thank you Bonnie and keep on blogging!

CS

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3rd Rock

Posted on October 24, 2012 by crankyspanker

Just a little clip from Third Rock From The Sun a show that I should have watched more often. Since the show was about a group of aliens here on earth to study humanity, not to mention that most of the episode titles were “Dick” jokes. I like the what just happened look on Jane Curtains face.

http://youtu.be/wRG7pGdXxA8

CS

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Sunday Funnies

Posted on October 21, 2012 by crankyspanker

You really must visit The Chicago Spanking Review “The Halloween season is upon us, and once again we trot out our seasonal decorations” from the site echoes my feeling about this annual celebration, one of my personal favorites. Besides it really is way too early to drag out the Christmas displays in my opinion. I was going to wait until next Sunday but since it is only ten days why not today.

A sample from the pages of The Chicago Spanking Review.

A personal favorite Pamalee from Endart also celebrated Halloween.

She was “Drawn that way” no doubt.

Retired in 2009 but who knows Endart may draw again.

Nothing sexy about wading boots.

This is a commercial Halloween card. My friend designs and prints her own Halloween card every year I look forward to what she will send me more than the traditional Christmas card.

One last Great Pumpkin.

I did get this from a Google search for the other pumpkin that I will post next week. Apparently there are those who find celebrating Halloween objectionable, your loss. Why do I enjoy Halloween after all it is just an excuse for adults to dress as anyone and act like kids again. That is a bad thing I don’t think so.

CS

 

 

 

 

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Warm and Toasty

Posted on October 19, 2012 by crankyspanker

This is a feeling that I love, the warmth emanating from a well tanned bottom, the spanking does not have to be lengthy or extreme depending on the bottom, to achieve this lovely result. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

Nice and Toasty

I was admiring a photo posted on Erica Scott’s blog on October 10 about her being back in her happy place. The photo I am talking about is the last one in this post. This is not a picture of an unhappy person; I can almost hear her purring and judging by her expression she is calm, relaxed and all is right with the world. Personally I am a tad envious but I think my next experience is only a short while away.

I can always depend on Kami Tora for a spanking illustration.

Back to that hand made gift, the well spanked ass. I have been too heavily influenced by Tex Avery or more recently Dave Wolfe and his “Wolfie Toons” but I have this image in my mind, warming my hands over a nicely pink pair of buttocks. I can almost see the bottom in question exposed by unbuttoning the flap in a pair of Dr. Dentons, maybe even toasting a marshmallow or two. Completely unrealistic and silly but maybe Dave will draw it for me.

Spank the one you love or even like a lot, things may get a little heated or totally hot. Its the end results that are most important.

Some things are worth noting, Tom Hanks said Fuck on morning television. I couldn’t be more pleased. He was embarrassed and personally I think that is sufficient punishment for this particular offense. If the damned FCC attempts to fine the station for obscenity it only shows that particular agency is out of touch with real community standards.

CS

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Smart Ass

Posted on October 18, 2012 by crankyspanker

While working in California I discovered that my ass can dial my phone. I am not sure how but my wife says that she overheard a conversation and no one  on the other end was listening. I was driving from California to Arizona to return home and it is a pretty long drive. I try to obey the speed limits but have been known to bend them especially on the long stretches of desert driving where they only patrol with aircraft.

I was almost home, less than a couple of miles when I saw the red lights in my rear view mirror. I pulled over and turned off my engine, waiting quietly for the bad news. I think it was a Highway Patrol officer, it was very dark and he approached my car from the rear. I am such a very dangerous fellow after all. He informed me how fast I was going and looked down on me.

I thought to myself that a nice rack would really come in handy about now. It’s not that the pair I have are unremarkable but there is no cleavage and I have been trying to reduce. I started babbling, “I know the speed limit back there is 45 MPH, It has been a very long day, I live right up the hill over there” I pointed. I had not even handed over my drivers license yet.

He asked for my license and went back to check me for priors. I have been doing well on the moving violation front. I have been in Arizona three years and have not even been stopped once. I waited expecting the worst, after all I wasn’t going that fast, I was completely sober, just running on caffeine I rationalized. Whats the worst case scenario.

The officer returned to my car and handed my license back to me. Just watch your speed sir (Sir?) and have a good evening. I was stunned. I never get stopped and get let off with a warning. Like I said I am not that cute. I thanked the officer “Thank you so much” and slowly drove away, very slowly.

You may not think that this is such a big deal but my pulse still quickens just recounting the story. I am just about ready to resume blogging and I will post something more interesting tomorrow to celebrate.

CS

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Sunday Drawings

Posted on October 14, 2012 by crankyspanker

The results of my poll are in. Thank you to the participants. It seems like my preferences are mainstream at least when you are talking about spanking drawings and artwork. So you can expect stuff from my collection at least every Sunday more often if I can not write anything interesting in between.

Here are a few from the same artist or with similar styles.

This strip has been very popular and the one panel that I posted has generated the most traffic, here are the two panels before and after.

Someone has also felt strongly enough about this particular cartoon to add color and here is the result

CS

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Spankmeister?

Posted on October 13, 2012 by crankyspanker

I was looking for stuff on the internet the other day and I came across this strange word. I immediately thought of a beefy guy like a brewmeister but according to the Urban Dictionary found here http://www.urbandictionary.com/ the definition is as follows.

Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.

2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

While I was perusing this rather extensive list I came across a few that stuck with me.

Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.

Spank, Spank, Push

Usually done Spank, Spank, Rub, this alternate use shows the victim who is control of the situation.

She expected a nice spank, spank, rub but instead received the brutal, yet more honest spank, spank, push. Her lower lip protruded appreciating the fact she knew who’s boss.

Spankdadilicious

A state of being fabulous.

Spankasm

Achieving orgasm through spanking.

This is my favorite no doubt.

Spanking

The act of repeatedly slapping the booty with one’s open hand. Appropriately given by pulling someone ear toward you, sitting down, and guiding them over your knees so that their crotch area is directly on your lap and their ass is slightly lifted and exposed right above your lap. A proper spanking begins with the person clothed, preferably in very tight jeans or short shorts, and begins with several slaps to the buttocks. A spanking requires several intermissions of rubbing and squeezing the butt cheeks and perhaps gently rubbing sensitive areas in more hidden in between the legs. By the time a spanking is over, all clothing should have been removed, and the butt should be fairly red, very hot, and very stingy from all the slaps. However, no bruises or marks should ever appear. Both men and women, young and old, require spankings. Most do not admit it.

I asked you to bring a Dr. Pepper, not a Coke; YOU’RE GONNA GET A SPANKING!!!

One of the better definitions yet!

CS

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