Author Archives: crankyspanker

I started to write a completely different post yesterday but for some reason it got away from me. Suddenly it turned into a rant and although I think that there is nothing wrong with venting once in a while no … Continue reading →

Too much maybe but I thought it was a funny notion. There are many items found around the house that are safe to use as spanking toys, however some ideas should have never left the drawing board. There were these … Continue reading →

I was hanging out one evening with one of my oldest friends; this was many years ago by the way. We were at the beginning of a long holiday weekend and wanted to do something special. It was time for … Continue reading →

I think that Sir Alfred made some of the greatest films ever. He also brought to television some of the most cerebral and entertaining stories to date. I was watching some of The Alfred Hitchcock hour (I had recorded some … Continue reading →

So I was in my least favorite place today, the dentist’s office and this attractive dental assistant placed these odd devices in my mouth to facilitate her taking pictures of my teeth. She called them cheek retractors; luckily my mouth … Continue reading →

I was reading a foreword by Stephen King and he talks about the possibility that some of us are stuck at 19 or so. To paraphrase those at 19 are immortal and this is before the compromises of middle age … Continue reading →