crankyspanker

I have been looking for a sign, some kind of inspiration but somehow nothing really stirred me. I have been watching old movies and was pleased to see “Across the Wide Missouri” with Clark Gable. I had heard about this movie for years but it was not typically shown on cable or satellite.  Finally saw the movie and while it was alright I did enjoy Clark Gable spanking his Blackfoot wife. He seems to easily lift her off her feet for a nice little spanking. The scene is short with a lot of rubbing afterward. Here are a few stills.

He seems to have little trouble lifting her up and placing her across his knee.

A nice little scene from a classic movie. You can find the entire clip at chross.blogt.ch in his comprehensive movie database.

CS

It is amazing how time seems to just get away from you. Its been a while since I last posted my prized Nik Zula original spanking artwork but I would like to display some of the imaginative work by this artist.

I know this is hard to believe but I think I have been having this problem myself.

Don’t forget to visit http://nikzulaspankingart.wordpress.com/ and show your support for a vivid artist.

CS

One of my oldest and favorite posts.

I believe the correct technical terminology is modified fireman’s carry. This is supposed to be the best way for one person to carry another. Aside from life threatening situations it looks like foreplay to me. I was watching this B movie called Man-Thing, The sheriff tosses Rachael Taylor over his shoulder, and she was just being arrested. The only reason I watched this movie because I liked Rachael’s performance in Bottle Shock. More recently Gerard Butler treats Jennifer Aniston the same way and takes advantage of her position to smack her butt a couple of times.

Not sure where I got this butt it is truly inspiring.

Not too happy about this

Speaks for itself

There are other things I like that emphasize my physical strength, for example holding both of her arms behind her while she buries her face in my neck or chest, also pressing her close against a wall for some snogging (I think that’s correct, I always liked that word). Firmly grasping an arm and leading her to the bedroom, “come with me” was all that was required. Ultimately sweeping her off her feet and carrying her in my arms.

CS

I was traveling through the desert in California north of LA. I have been traveling to California for the last couple of years to work. Now the landscape there is pretty consistent. Mountains, desert vistas, farmer’s markets and small communities spread across the desert. Then I though I saw something different.

Now these were not the only signs I saw. There were many small signs along the side of the road pointing out a direction and distance. I saw quite a few of these small signs proclaiming the distance to the wood sheds. The only thing missing was Burma Shave.

Well the woodshed or rather a trip to the woodshed has always invoked strong images in my imagination. Where I grew up we did not have a woodshed, there was this small room with a crude door that had concrete stairs that went to the ceiling, a room that could have been in a horror movie but not a woodshed. All these signs really made me wonder. I did not have the chance to go to the office and inquire but I couldn’t help but wonder.

Taken to the Woodshed

What kind of woodsheds were these, did they come assembled, and were they big enough. The best was could you rent one for an hour or so? I just had to stop and take these pictures.

CS

Kami Tora’s artwork is so spectacular it deserves a second posting. I have to say that his ideas and execution especially his tendency to exaggerate size and substances.

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I have heard that said a lot, and have to ask why? Sometimes I still feel like a kid, although it is easier with the lights off and after a glass or two of wine. Despite that old guy who glares back at me from the mirror I am not ready for the long trench coat and the tricycle. I suppose that he is the really cranky one and I am the mawkish one. I was recently arguing with someone and they called me a sentimental idiot, I am not an idiot I yelled back.

I recently asked someone “if I have a mid life crisis now does that mean I have the other half of my life yet”? No she told me solemnly “you’re too old for a mid life crisis”. Ouch! Sometimes the ugly truth is unpalatable but accepting it and moving on is the only real choice.

I still enjoy the things that stimulated me as a younger man and I hope to go on enjoying them for some time yet. For example this cartoon that I borrowed from Sexuelle really tickles me. I have to admit that finding the cartoon and reviewing her recent posts just goes to underscore I have been ignoring my passion and working too hard lately. You should check out her site the last few posts look very interesting.  http://perfumedkisses2.blogspot.com/ I think you won’t be disappointed.

CS

Some imaginative artists have borrowed popular cartoon characters and placed them in compromising situations.

One last political cartoon in my opinion I think Jane should be doing the spanking.

CS