crankyspanker

A couple of months ago I was offered a chance to submit an article to WellRed  weekly. It was on one of my favorite topics and I think I did an acceptable job. The article is available here WellRed Weekly volume 7. While I was writing the article I thought I would get a few opinions from other bloggers. I emailed requests for quotes for the story. I was happy with the number of responses I received but never have  acknowledged them.

This one has probably been seen by most spanking enthusiasts.

Included in the article were comments by Hermione (Hermione’s Heart), DJ Black (A Voice In The Corner), Erica Scott (Life, Love & Spanking), Bonnie (My Bottom Smarts), and my favorite from Zelle (No Domme Blonde). One comment that came in too late for the article was by Dioneo (Ecce Spanko). I think that his words should be posted and read.

“Hmm…the hairbrush. It’s my favorite implement (not counting hands).  It’s mainly about the contrasts.  Think about it. She’s sitting there in front of a mirror, the image of delicacy.  In her hands, that brush makes only a whisper as she slowly draws it through her hair. It’s a thing of comfort for her.  She’s lost in her routine and barely notices you behind her.  When she sees you in the reflection, she smiles in an innocent way.  But the smile you return is far more devilish. After a moment of puzzlement, she catches on and starts to blush. She knows all to well that the brush doesn’t always whisper.”

Boy does that smart!

This is some very nice writing that should have been included in the article. Bonnie did a very fine piece on just this subject A Brush With Greatness. Its from 2006 and much better than my effort. I have to admit that I am probably just jealous.

Got to have a great hairbrush spanking cartoon to sum things up.

CS

The is just something that I have been thinking about since an episode of “Harry’s Law” a decent enough show, just needs Denny Crane! The following is only an opinion and after all everyone is entitled to at least one, opinion that is.

I really hate this trivial name for the horrible crime of slipping something into usually a woman’s drink to render her insensate or unconscious. I really have no idea why in the world anyone would want to have sex with an unconscious or unresponsive woman. I would hope that there are only a few animals that would do this. I can not think of any really foul adjectives to describe this. First I would change the name to something more fitting. Felony chemical battery and rape seems much more fitting. I mean I have had some bad dates but to drug someone, I just don’t know.

A recent episode of “Harry’s Law” had this hypocrite fellow that claimed a young woman put something in his drink and raped him. They did the best job they could, the writers that is, but this moron went was at a bar, had drinks and then went home with the woman. He then went into her home for drinks and after a few drinks that he claimed were doctored it seems that she forced herself on him. He really did not want to commit adultery after all and she would not accept no for an answer. I can not feel any sympathy for this idiot even if she did slip him a Viagra. He had no business being with her in the first place. I know it was only a television show but seriously.

Now I have to admit I was in London some years ago. I went on this romantic trip with another guy’s girlfriend. It probably is an amusing story and I may write about it after I have had a couple, but I digress, it seemed like a good idea at the time. I was out one night and looking for some companionship. I met this woman and she suggested that we get some drinks and get to know each other better. I thought that was a fine idea. She did not want to go to a bar, her idea was to get a bottle and go to the apartment where I was staying. Oddly enough there are strange alcohol laws even in London. It was illegal to buy booze after 10:00 PM.

Did I care, no way; I slipped the guy in the turban behind the counter a few extra quid and he put a nice bottle of vodka in a brown paper bag. I guess that makes me an international criminal. Anyway we took one of those fabulous London cabs to the apartment and unfortunately all she was really interested in was the booze. Not wanting to make an even bigger fool of myself I suggested that she take the vodka and go home. My traveling companion thought the whole situation very amusing. For someone insecure like me, a little alcohol might help make both parties more relaxed but passing out or puking on your date is not the best way to make a good impression.

Since I am quickly becoming retired from this whole game I find it depressing that the already difficult and complicated affair of adult interaction made even more difficult with the help of the government. I can imagine a day when meeting someone will have to be negotiated by lawyers and contracts. There was a silly movie called “Cherry 2000” that depicted just that. Well at least I am feeling a little better now.

CS

I usually post drawings or artwork for Sunday funnies, however I was pleased to find that the vintage spanking photo on a card I received on my birthday was authentic and a true vintage scene from the 1930s. The photo shown below was from a few sets featuring spanking and spotted pajamas.

I was pleased to find that Ostra Studio originally produced the photo sets and they were ahead of their time. Not to be duplicated until Irving Klaw 20 years later. I thought I had the complete set of all the pictures but since I don’t have a definitive count I will post the ones I have found.

This one seems to be from the same set as the first one.

These are truly vintage gems. I am reasonably sure that I have others hidden in the dark corners of my computer. If I find the rest I will post them.

CS

Let me be clear I don’t advocate forcing anyone to do anything they don’t want to do, it’s just that “Come here I am going to smack that ass.” loses something when phrased this way. “If you don’t mind I would like to spank your fanny please”.  I have to admit there is a juvenile aspect of all spanking play but for the sake of argument lets agree that spanking is too good to share with kids and confine the discussion to the inner naughty child in all adults. Even if no spanking takes place I do enjoy a well crafted spanking threat.

Little Dot may look like a little girl but I do believe she was 30 at the time this strip was published.

I have had spanking fantasies since I was old enough to think about girls in any meaningful role and in all my fantasies not one of my spanking partners was injured in any way. I mean I have no pictures in my head of black eyes or bloody noses. There is no need for a trip to the emergency room or broken bones. It’s true that in my imagination a thorough bare bottom spanking with my hand or some implement results in nothing more than an uncomfortable seat, and is just extended foreplay. Leave it to Endart to have drawn almost every conceivable spanking situation, although this one rump seems almost overdone.

So in a consensual relationship after spanking your friend on whatever pretext what do you do about a butt too sore to lie on?

I think thats one solution although I have always been a fan of doggy style too.

One other silly bit from “House of Lies”

Best face-plant ever!

CS

This will be off topic no doubt and probably a rant. I have been considering how lucky I am to be alive at the advent of a new century. I have to report however that I am seriously disappointed with the twenty-first century so far.

There are no Pan Am commuter flights to a growing space station rotating in permanent orbit, and no settlements on the moon. There is a strong well meaning but ill informed movement that hopes to control the climate by changing only one element of the way we change our environment. These people are intent on turning back the clock to save the planet by unraveling our civilization. The brightest star of the past century was cheap energy and freedom of movement that these environmental fanatics are trying to eliminate. I really thought that by now fusion energy would be a growing concern with vast amounts of energy available to improve the lot of all people.

Social issues that I though were finally about to be resolved are now being argued again. Too many people in America scream about their freedoms while denying those same liberties to others. Censorship is alive and well and I was just reading that Mark Zuckerberg will forgo salary from his company to eliminate his tax bill altogether. The man should be ashamed of himself and it may be time to kill off Facebook altogether.

The list of ridiculous things is just too long and too depressing but I do have one other thing. Can anyone tell me just where the heck is my flying car?

CS

Interesting movie based on a book about the end of humanity caused by nuclear war. The Department of Defense declined to participate in this film because it showed the possible negative outcome of nuclear war. Makes me think of Dr. Strangelove, if you have a doomsday device keeping it a secret is a very bad idea. There are a couple of one smackers here and I have uploaded the following.

I think the above needs little clarification but I did enjoy the sound effect added to the swat.

This scene take place earlier in the movie but I can appreciate a nicely turned out bum. Anthony Perkins claims that his wife is just starting to get her figure back after having a baby, really just starting, looks just fine to me. This movie was released in 1959.

Two years later Mary Tyler Moore was selected to play Dick Van Dyke’s husband in the classic sitcom. Oddly enough MTM was supposed to be attired much like June Cleaver, doing household chores in heels and dresses. I remember an interview with Carl Reiner where he related the networks chagrin about the possibility of showing MTM’s nice bum. They were certain that the TV public would object to a nicely curved behind. I have even seen a blog post devoted to MTM’s ass.

And finally my all time favorite MTM moment from The Dick Van Dyke show, Laura Petrie on a bed of walnuts.

http://youtu.be/QS6XbGZfSjY

about 7 minutes into the video.

CS

I’m not talking about the homeless, or that baseball team originally from Brooklyn. What I mean is that lovely part of the human anatomy that starts at the very top of the thighs to the small of the back. Buttocks, buns, derriere, fanny, gluteus minimus, medius  and maximus, backside, behind, posterior, rear, rump, seat, or my favorite, bottom.

No matter what you call them I just love them. Don’t get me wrong the rest of the body is amazing. If you have spent any time admiring sculpture, the female form is one of the only reasons that I might believe there is a God, and he is a dirty old man. Despite all that I am drawn to a tightly turned tuchas.

I think that my absolute favorite moment in Star Trek (yeah I am one of those) occurred in the short lived Enterprise. Trip and Malcolm were stranded in a shuttle and drinking. Malcolm says that T’pol has a nice bum and they toast to it.

T’pol out of her Vulcan Catsuit.

Years ago there was a magazine called Avant-Garde. One issue had a incredible series of pictures taken in extremely public places. The model the used was very attractive and she had developed this technique. She could sweep up her skirt and bend over, the result was all that all you could see was a very pretty butt and a nice pair of legs, that was all. The photographer took quite a few of these pictures and the results were stunning. Avant-Garde indeed, as you may have guessed this particular magazine had a tremendous impact on me, I blame it completely! I was young and impressionable

This is a reprint from my Blogger site. I have actually been working and have also been trying to write an article for my computing 101 blog. I hope to have something new soon.

CS

It has been a most interesting year; amazingly enough I have been blogging here for one year. It is time to focus on the positive.

Here is a classic from a pajama shoot.

There have been over 300K page views for the year that may not be much for any blog but I don’t care, it feels alright to me. I have been listed in Chross spankings of the week at least once a month, boosting my overall total of course, and fulfilling my need for attention. I submitted a short piece on “The Hairbrush” for WellRed Weekly that can be found here WellRed Weekly, even more exciting than that for me, Erica Scott author of “Late Bloomer” and her blog Life, Love & Spanking and Hermione whose site Hermione’s Heart always has something interesting on it also have articles in the same issue, very good company that.

Nik Zula brought this Star Trek moment to life for me.

There were a lot of new friends made and it has been exciting trading comments and emails with like minded people. The last post from this week was the third page of my old blogger site and it is still popular today.

One other thing Shawnee Smith. I really liked her character from Becker and I have to admit part of the attraction to watch that show was what outfit she might wear that week. Linda is sleeping in the office and its a scene from the three bears. One exam table was too soft, the other too hard and Becker’s office chair just right. “okay here’s the thing” check out what she chooses to sleep in.

Maybe the best outfit of the first season.

CS