Author Archives: crankyspanker

Beginnings are fragile, when you first meet someone and feel attracted, it’s pretty natural to try to put your best foot forward rather than in your mouth. After several disasters I did my best to bury my spanko side and … Continue reading →

Among the images on the net this one has really stuck with me. I can not say exactly but it may be because of my Italian roots. La cucina was the center of activity and food and love were always … Continue reading →

I believe the correct technical terminology is modified fireman’s carry. This is supposed to be the best way for one person to carry another. Aside from life threatening situations it looks like foreplay to me. I was watching this B … Continue reading →

I was wandering around the restaurant the other day when I spotted this spatula. Cute or disturbing?   I had to imagine the odd marks this would leave behind if it was used for something other than turning pancakes.  Since … Continue reading →

Recently it was revealed to me that one of her favorite childhood activities was bumping down the long staircase in her family home. When I considered this statement it seemed to me that I also participated in this game. I … Continue reading →

I have always enjoyed horseback riding, once I got over the terror that’s to say.  Horses are big and despite actually being unceremoniously dumped only once I have to approach them with respect. Once astride, the old pleasure of western … Continue reading →

Sometimes any old excuse will do, I think I may have a coupon somewhere good for a birthday spanking. That is getting one, instead of giving one. One thing for sure though there are so many good reasons. One of … Continue reading →

There have been plenty of spankings in the movies over the years. Since the invention of the motion picture the camera has depicted all kinds of human activity. In fact I think that a lot of spanking, except that of … Continue reading →