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DOGGIE STYLE?

Posted on March 5, 2015 by crankyspanker

If you have browsed this blog you are probably aware that I really enjoy Anime and Manga. I really like the work of Kami Tora. He did an exceptional series on how to draw Manga and seems to share my obsession with spanking.

I was browsing titles on Netflix and found this animation series called Kill La Kill. It is completely over the top even the transformation scenes would make Sailor Moon jealous. In one scene the characters were simply riding a tram. In the background were two cats going at it, would that be pussy style?

Recently Drew B and and Adam S did a comedy movie called Blended. Not a bad movie by today’s standards, I have been a fan of Drew since she danced for David Letterman and flashed him. In the movie they travel to Africa and one morning they are treated to a pair of Rhinos making the beast with two backs, Rhino style?

Ever since I moved to Prescott we have inherited a herd of javalina, small pig like creatures that are related to the Hippo. Since then I have learned all about peccary husbandry, there are new babies regularly usually in pairs. Since the position is so common in nature I have concluded that its only doggie style when people are doing it, Missionary being a relatively new development.

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Spanking Art

Posted on March 1, 2015 by crankyspanker

Here is a series from the archives.

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Leonard Nimoy

Posted on February 27, 2015 by crankyspanker

RIP Leonard/Spock

From the fabulous Wolfie a re-enactment of what should have happened between Spock and Zarabeth. Just combining two of my favorite things Spanking and Star Trek.

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Threshold

Posted on February 9, 2015 by crankyspanker

While I was struggling with trying to reestablish my connection to my own blog time and events passed. Somehow I had one of my most popular days, this is startling since I hadn’t posted at all since last summer. I passed 300 posts and some of my favorite sites went dark. I am being hounded by an online advertising company that claims that I owe them hundreds of dollars for online advertising that I was sure I did not renew. I think its Dex, watch out for these crooks.

I have been getting medical attention. It is hard to understand how a little thing like losing vision in one eye can change your entire perspective. The retina surgery that I underwent was “completely successful” according to the surgeon that performed it, but I was less than impressed. Ultimately the procedure accelerated the formation of a cataract nearly blinding my right eye. Since then I have had more successful cataract surgery and I don’t feel so isolated. My doctor has finally prescribed the meds that I need and with lots lees pain things are looking up.

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Sundaze Funneez

Posted on January 17, 2015 by crankyspanker

I don’t remember where I saw it but this is the very first episode of Pamalee from Endart that I found. I was hooked and wanted more! I have some 52 episodes but I am not sure if this is a complete collection or how many were created. As always I am posting here the work of Endart who has retired and has moved on. He also produced many single spanking cartoons.

Well I’m happy, are you?

As a bonus while looking to see if Endarts page was still up announcing his retirement, I came across this other blog called Painfully Drawn Out.

Please visit this site for other Endart classics.

http://painfullydrawnout.blogspot.com/2012/04/endart-pure-genius.html

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I’m Baaaack!

Posted on January 8, 2015 by crankyspanker

Wow It has been a while but somehow I got locked out of my own WordPress account. I was watching this odd movie and it suddenly dawned on me that I used an old e-mail address to originally setup my account, I just signed in and there are 480 unread messages, oops. This is a lot like what happened to me last Friday. I was just stopping to pick up my Father-in-Laws mail, two of my dogs were in the car. I got out and got the mail. In the time I was away from my car my new dog was so excited that she locked me out. It was completely humiliating to have to call AAA and tell them my dog locked me out of my car! Not the dogs fault but there I was freezing my butt off and both dogs were sleeping comfortably in the car.

Looks pretty innocent, sucker

Hope to continue blogging soon.

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SPANKING THE MAID

Posted on August 24, 2014 by crankyspanker

I don’t know if you have seen this book by Robert Coover but it is a very unusual book. It seems to reflect my attitude towards spanking almost perfectly. Like the instructions on your shampoo, lather, rinse and repeat. The first copy had this cover but I misplaced it.

I just downloaded an ebook version and I did enjoy the cover art for this version.

Okay I don’t understand how the same story can be credited to a different author unlike this other edition.

But I am pretty sure the books are the same. Any way the story is set in a single site with a master and his maid. She is regularly punished for shortcomings and the tone is quite surreal. The description of the Times mirrors my own feeling about the book and can be found here http://www.nytimes.com/books/98/09/27/specials/coover-spanking.html. I just regret that spanking the help has gone out of fashion.

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OMFG

Posted on August 11, 2014 by crankyspanker

I can not believe it, it does not compute. Robin fucking Williams is gone! I can not say I don’t get it, I mean professional persons in this wonderful place we live in will tell you: Its only pain, you won’t die from it! I actually had a “Doctor” tell me that, it was his professional opinion and he could not have been more wrong. If you are hurting and there is nothing that you can do about it the only choice is giving up.

I mean you really can not successfully “beat a dead horse”. It is beyond your ability to influence in any way, unless it’s a zombie. I hope that he has found the peace that he was lacking in his life.

The “Crazy Ones” wasn’t that bad, but I enjoyed the outtakes more than the show, maybe Mr. Williams should have written them damned thing!

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PROBABLY OFF-TOPIC

Posted on August 7, 2014 by crankyspanker

I just have to post this any way. I was a huge fan of Karen Gillian ever since she first appeared on Dr Who as a kiss o gram police officer.

I have to admit the tiny skirt she wore did not influence me at all. Well maybe just a little. Then she shaved her head to be in Guardians of the Galaxy. I can not imagine cutting off all that lovely red hair.

She was cast as Nebula and did a fine job, will probably be back for the sequel. After I had seen her in GOTG I just had to check out what she did in between. I found 2 films Occulos a Gothic type horror tale and Not Another Happy Ending. a Rom-Com. I just happened to catch her on Craig Ferguson and she was saying that she was nude in that movie.

The scene is short but there she is trying to complete her novel, sitting at her word processor, dressed in only a baseball cap. The other Woman in the scene actually says that she would not do a nude scene unless it was vital to the story. Most of the time she is covered up but she runs away from the camera and Karen does naked really well. She claimed that by the end of the day she actually forgot she was naked. You can see her here