Despite that assertion and the way I feel today it hasn’t been very easy for me at all. My being a Spanko for as long as I can remember; most of my life it was something that generated an intense feeling of shame and something that I should keep secret because it was so abnormal. I have been painfully shy and introverted, even today talking about it out loud could result in loss of emotional control. It is strange to believe but I was seriously self conscious and with virtually no self-esteem. Incredibly though while being that insecure I still felt that I was the most intelligent fellow in the room.

My deviancy started early well before sexuality or even nocturnal emissions. I remember attempting to spank my self, usually unsuccessfully although I somehow managed to get a really sore butt with a plumber’s helper or plunger. I whacked myself using the full length of the splintery wooden handle of the thing and fondly recall winding up with a behind that was definitely uncomfortable to sit on. My experiments with a steam iron were not so good; I had a strange scar on the inside of one cheek for the longest time. I think I was inspired by that sitting on a hot stove gag, you really can’t believe everything that you hear.

Then there were girls, the most infuriating and fickle, irritating, painful, amazing, desirable, loveable and wonderful things in this world. Holding one of the female persuasions in my arms and being held, just kissing and cuddling for as long as I could get them alone and in my arms was unbelievable, at least to me. As great as all that was my hands invariably wandered down to cup and rub jean clad bottoms, then pantied and if I was bold enough lovely chubby bare butt cheeks. I never attempted a pinch or a slap but did once make the final mistake of leaving a hickey on a lovely bare bottom, forgot about taking showers in school.

I was still unspanked and doing no spanking even after I moved to the West coast. After I had reasonable success working in the mil sped optics field, I devoted so much of my life to that career there was little to no time left for social pursuits. There were long dry spells interrupted by interesting interludes. I fondly remember this cute Hispanic girl, brown as a nut and one of the few women in my life who had zero inhibition about sucking and licking me. We were doing a sixty-nine competing to see who could get the other off first and I thought I would cheat. One mild slap on that beautiful brown ass and that was that. No excuses, or explanations or second chances she was done with me.

Well that was my life, over and over. Any time I let my perversion peak out I was gone. It only underlined my feeling of being a total freak. Spanking was and is the most exciting thing there is hands down, and up, and down. I refused to admit it even to a therapist.

Then I read this book. It is the story of Erica Scott her life and how she managed to work her inner Spanko into a full life. The book is called “Late Bloomer” and after reading it I felt so much better about my self. I started this blog and actually went to a Shadow Lane Spanking Party. Things take time to change though and the first year I went I still spent a lot of time hiding in my suite; but when I got out of my shell I did manage to enjoy my self. This last party was even better.

image001The book should still be available form Amazon but if it is too late you can still read Erica’s Blog. See Link at right.


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Sunday Evening

Another word on Judicial Punishments. There was no attempt at trial just an announcement of punishment. The first implement used was a large leather strap, consisting of two layers and approximately four inches wide and an impressive 30 inches long. The Master of Punishments would announce the sentence then the recipient clad in the traditional orange colored tee shirt with PRISONER printed across the back in large black block letters would come forward and be cuffed to a large Saint Andrew’s Cross made from two pieces of finished hardwood.

A few of the spankings really made an impression and are pretty clear in my memory. One young lady was a petite brunette and could only stand on her toes when cuffed. The results were much like high heels and her bottom stuck out rounded and inviting the paddle that was applied the prescribed number of strokes to her bare behind. One prisoner was caned and though the weals did not come up immediately, after a while the lines across her butt were pronounced and must have had an intense sting. She needed the aftercare provided by the medic.

Caning is not one of my preferred spanking methods, it just seems too easy to overdo and be extreme unless you have experience in properly using a cane. The large strap and paddle that were used could be applied in moderate to severe strokes.The severe stroke of the belt ringing out loudly against varied shaped bottoms, shortly followed by the yelps of the prisoner. The Master also encouraged the punished to not hold back, after all there is a mental element and if the woman before you is yelling out in pain, it must make the on deck person just that more apprehensive and wondering what she had gotten herself into. The evening before I had overheard the Master talking about placing a “screamer” first just for that reason.

I would have loved to have a recording of the entire event but since I did not ask permission I did not want to asked to leave for doing so. So I counted sixteen prisoners coming forward to accept their spankings all but one wearing that orange prisoner shirt and one nearly nude. The audience watched while the loud slaps of the paddle or strap filled the air. My heart was right up in my throat and I would bet my blood pressure was off the charts.

Well I am completely exhausted. It has been an amazing weekend. I had to have a drink to counter the adrenaline and endorphin coursing through my body. Of course all things both good and bad must end . Today I participated in a trivia game, I thought I was really good at trivia but somehow most of these questions were above me. The good news for every wrong answer I got 5 swats from a paddle princess. How often does one get the chance to be paddled by royalty. Oh the pain, after 5 wrong answers a participant was eliminated. Two rounds of questions and I was definitely warmed up.

A fellow was there doing card tricks and other slight of hand. His benefit was spanking a couple of audience members, well there goes using your powers for good. I can not blame him though both were very spank-able and after I went around to the front, not that my view wasn’t very nice, I recognized a young woman I met the night before.

Saturday evening I got to meet Ten and Stevie, both who you can see on Shadow Lanes site getting spanked. I was completely unaware that Ten was also an able spanker only having seen her on the receiving end in her videos. I had the pleasure of watching her spank a few subs and while she was spanking one young lovely another of the other guests came by and Ten displayed her skill and displeasure generated by his comments by spanking away and flipping off the gentleman with right and then left hand. Could be one of the reasons she gets spanked so often.

Watching the proceedings one of my misconceptions was corrected. I had seen the palms of tops displaying red color and thought that makeup was the cause. Totally incorrect, while the subject being spanked has her bare butt turning pink and then red, so was the palm of the top doing the spanking. Brings a whole other argument to this will hurt me more than it does you. That certainly adds another better meaning to the phrase getting caught red handed.



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Shadow Lane Silver Anniversary Party

Well I am officially in SO, spanking overload. The new theme of suite happiness doesn’t eliminate the traditional Shadow Lane Goodness and I can’t dance anyway but I was in one of the suites last night and there were spankings there, lots of them. One of the other attendees I watched spank and getting spanked encouraged me to just relax and ask if someone if they would like to play. If I am successful I will post pictures. I will try to keep you posted.

Today was Judicial Punishment and sixteen naughty prisoners came forward to be duly chastised. They wore orange shirts with prisoner printed on the back except for on cute young lady, we ran out of clothing quipped the MP, who was clad in next to nothing. The spankings ranged from strict to severe with a out sized leather strap, paddle and cane. None of the prisoners rated a simple spanking. What a group of naughty girls, I thank them because I enjoyed the process, I hope as much as they seemed to.



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Sunday Toons

I really can not explain why I find spanking so appealing. From my earliest memories of cartoons on television, there was no shortage of spanking scenes. Tom and Jerry, Loony Tunes, Popeye and even the highly literate George and Junior got around to spanking. The funniest thing was Jerry the mouse being the spanker and the sounds produced by the otherwise silent characters.

 Movies and TV shows of the time did not hesitate to include scenes for the spankophile. Memorable one smackers from the Duke to Henry Fonda or full scenes of teenage girls punished OTK. A couple of movies showed some spankings but the on that stuck in my mind so indelibly was “The Night of the Hunter”. Lilian Gish chasing Billy Chapin trying to get away from an outdoor bath, catching him and without delay bent him over and applied her palm to his butt. The sound effects were perfect and I looked around to see if anyone noticed how this short segment had affected me. It is a very old memory and when I watch the scene today it almost seems like it is not the movie I remember.

 Back to the cartoons, while using Google search I found some llustrations featuring a girl named Lita being spanked for various indiscretions. The drawings were unfamiliar to me and I liked his style. The artist is Dave Mire AKA Peskinhead you can find his work on deviantart.com. Here are a few samples of his work from complete strips to single animated frames.




From Palm


To Strap








Lita machine ouch!

What can I say My Favorite.


Ah Relief


Do visit http://peskinhead.deviantart.com/gallery/ and sign up. It is free to join but I suggest that you donate to support this site as well.






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Maybe being a little bit of a hypochondriac is a good? thing. I have been a little bit in denial about the pain in my chest after exerting myself, but the last straw was being incapacitated by walking up the stairs in my house, just one flight. Those tiny little nitro tablets you stick under your tongue work but taste really bad and burn. After a treadmill test it was determined that a closer look at my heart was in order. The gold standard test, an Angiogram with possible intervention was scheduled and the scan showed that I had a small kink in the Left Anterior Descending Artery.

There are three arteries that run over the surface of the heart and supply it with blood. There is one artery on the right side and two arteries on the left side of the heart. The one on the right is known as the right coronary.  On the left side, which is the main side, we have the Left Anterior Descending (LAD) that runs down the front of the heart and supplies the front and main wall, and then the left circumflex that supplies the side wall. The next person that tries to tell me about the wonderful design of the human body is going to get an earful. Three arteries to supply the most important muscle in the body with oxygenated blood the failure of any one can kill you but the Widow Maker is so critical that the patient will often not survive a blockage. If the heart attack is not fatal a large part of the heart muscle will die because of lack of oxygen.


This artery supplies the front and but because I was so hysterical (there is no crying in the cath lab) the Doc could not control the leakage and the fix would have to be done the next day. I am now the proud owner of two Eluting Coronary stents opening the blockage in my LAD more commonly referred to the Widow Maker, who the hell names these things. After the procedure the LAD was completely clear with no discernable blockages at all. As a layman I seems to me that the problem I had was very localized and not systemic. Maybe there would be more blockages but there was no indication at all.

On a lighter note can someone explain just what is going on in this photo.


I can imagine all sorts of explanations but the correct one is probably innocent. Nice knickers though.


Maybe I just don’t appreciate women’s tennis.



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Time Stumbles On

It has been a while since I posted any new material, not that there is a shortage of things that I would like to post. The raw fact is that I am now struggling with rapidly advancing brain fog, anyone have a volcano? There have been nice spanking scenes in new media like Outlander when Claire calls Jaime a sadist and he tells her “I donna ken what that means but I told ya I was going to punish you. I didna say I wasn’t going to enjoy it” while he applied a folded belt to her very sweet naked behind.  Maybe he did ken what it meant after all. Scene fades out but she is still so sore the next morning that she declines the offer to sit down and eat her porridge. The whole thing is that Jamie swears never to do it again Damn!

There was a strange little SciFi flick “Under the Skin.” Scarlett Johansson is in various stages of undress in the movie and completely naked towards the end. Her body is nice but that is not what I liked about it, she projects the feeling that she is completely comfortable and not obsessed with the little flaws that even totally gorgeous  women will exhibit, that is totally awesome! She is filming Ghost in the shell and I expect her to be just as open as any woman with a completely artificial body…well you know.

Still trying to remember other thing I have seen and wanted to comment about but I feel like I am easily dist  ohh look a cat!

My main man Mr Worf apple head Chihuahua and wing man extraordinaire unexpectedly died last December. I though he fell asleep on the way to the Vet but as soon as I picked him up it was painfully obvious that his time had come. It was kind of humiliating for me to be sitting in the Vet’s waiting room, tears running down my face and the Vet’s assistant comes out of the treatment room. I looked up at her and cried that he didn’t make it. They did try unsuccessfully to revive the little guy but to no avail. His mug shot.

mug shot

As you can see he wasn’t well cared for until abandoned on the sidewalk in a crate with a bag of dog food on top.

S/W Ver: 9E.03.3AR

Recent Fat Doggie

As you can see he was loved or at least well fed.



I don’t know if you can see but there is one of my favorite pictures, a poem contributed but my Vet, A small plaster casting of his footprints and some fur clippings.

TTFN Crankyspanker

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I have tried to like this show, unfortunately I find most of the characters annoying at best or I just hate them completely. I do sympathize with Chevy Chase here but I just can not help being attracted to Britta and Annie, Boobs will always trump quirky character, every time. This is however my favorite episode, after all I thought that Britta should be beaten frequently, If not for her enlightenment just because I like it. My second favorite episode has Britta trying to hide her sleeping with Troy a secret from Abed and going out the window in her bra and panties.

Here she meets Troy’s grandma for the first time and she finds Britta’s  attempt at a compliment insulting. Grandma tells Britta to fetch her a switch. Britta has no idea what she is in for but will play along anyway.

Obviously Grandma is easy to insult and Britta hunts for an appropriate switch.

Here Britta lets grannie spank her even lowering her pants to allow grannie complete access to the naughty behind.

Since I am not a fan of this excuse for a show I would not have objected if Britta got whupped a lot more, It certainly could not have hurt me but I would have tuned in just for that, and boobs.




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