Author Archives: crankyspanker

I suffer from a tragic condition it is pretty common but there haven’t been any telethons or concerts, despite the consequences of this condition. It is a deplorable mental condition where the victim suffers from an extreme associative disconnect from … Continue reading →

I have been a voracious reader most of my life. I have to give credit to a favorite uncle who brought me books as gifts, ranging from Roman and Greek history to my favorite at the time anything about dinosaurs. … Continue reading →

Do you see a fanny here or not? I know I am twisted but when I see a valentine all I see is a highly stylized ass. All those reddened hearts on cards, heart shaped candy boxes, etc. This innocent … Continue reading →

I have been enlightened about sexuality many ways, from personal hands on training to cyberspace. Since I started reading The Spanking Blog and one of the links included one to the website Figging.com Figging: Anal Discipline Enhancing Spanking and Bottom … Continue reading →

According to dictionary.reference.com   Spank [spangk] –verb (used with object) 1. To strike (a person, usually a child) with the open hand, a slipper, etc., especially on the buttocks, as in punishment. –noun 2. A blow given in spanking; a smart … Continue reading →

Been extra cranky the last few days and I was going over old files stored on my computer. I always liked these drawings and thought they were by the same artist. Can anyone identify who the artist is and where … Continue reading →

I was watching TV last week and Great Balls of Fire the biopic of Jerry Lee Lewis was playing. In an effort to contain this wild child, Jerry Lee was living with his cousin. Good idea in theory but when … Continue reading →

I was looking for the names of the wrestlers in the last post and in the suggested titles was the question “is she too old to spank”.  The thumbnail that was shown with the video is of this pretty girl. … Continue reading →