Author Archives: crankyspanker

Personally I feel that no matter how strong the physical attraction, sex without an emotional connection has always left me disappointed. One night stands and other brief liaisons may be to fine for other men, I just want more. Having … Continue reading →

There is a certain amount of anonymity that goes along with blogging and using a pen name. What would my family think if they found this blog. I would have to ask how they got here in the first place. … Continue reading →

I can’t get enough of them, encased in tight jeans, contours in a slinky dress, barely concealed by a tight bikini or racy lingerie and of course letting it all hang out.  I was watching this movie called When in … Continue reading →

I came back to the net during some much needed down time and I was amazed at the number of spanking blogs. The quality of the writing, and the images that resonate in my imagination, from encyclopedic to poetic, so … Continue reading →

Completely fed up with renting and landlords, sometime when I was in my twenties, I bought a house. It was not in the high rent district, most of the neighborhood was Hispanic, a good starter place. Fixer-upper I believe it … Continue reading →

 This may seem to be one of those sayings that apply to so many facets of life. Personally I hate pain. Rather than suffer even minor pain I would rather take pain meds. Some people will not do this and … Continue reading →

<!–[if !mso]> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } <![endif]–> Why Cranky? I originally considered Mawkish Paddler, yeah that fits too, but when I went and checked my FaceBook page I have been irritated non-stop since I signed up. Trying to lead a happy life … Continue reading →

A spanking is a spanking, any tool will do. I don’t think so. There are quite a few toys that I have wondered and had fantasies about, wielding and feeling the effects. I had been beaten with plastic tubing as … Continue reading →

I’m not talking about the homeless, or that baseball team originally from Brooklyn. What I mean is that lovely part of the human anatomy that starts at the very top of the thighs to the small of the back. Buttocks, … Continue reading →

Before I get into the bubbly I want to express my hopes that every naughty one gets all that they deserve / desire in 2011, and perhaps a little bit more! I am looking forward to bigger and better things … Continue reading →