Just a Little Funny

I was watching the sword and sorcerer / “adult” comedy flick called Your Highness. It was pretty bad but after reading that most of the movie was improvised  it had the potential to be much worse. One scene that was too short was of Natalie Portman in a thong. She strips down for bathing and dives into a lake. It seems to be her in the standing shot and I think she looks fine in a thong.

Oddly enough the trailer for the film had to be digitally altered I suppose she is showing too much skin.

I assume that whoever required this edit hasn’t been to the beach recently.

The movie was definitely a stoner movie. In one scene the villain catches a fairy like creature crushes and then snorts it. One of the main characters seems to like to get baked, a lot. He is the prince’s younger brother but I think he should have been addressed as your highness.

The funniest scene in the movie, after I spit out what I was choking on, that is, took place in a maze. A minotaur tries to rape Courtney who is squire to the prince. Natalie plays a pan flute to sooth the savage beast and it steps away from Courtney. The funny thing is that since the minotaur is half animal from the waste down it is acceptable to show him with an erection. Personally a Minotaur with a boner is a comic moment worth noting.

The hero quickly dispatches the beast and then tries to take a trophy. His attempts to hack off one of the Minotaur’s horns are a failure so he takes the next most prominent feature and hangs it around his neck.

If these screen captures are offensive to anyone I am sorry but I thought this was funny stuff.


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2 Responses to Just a Little Funny

  1. wordsmith says:

    Good grief, how did this miss out at the Oscars? 🙂

  2. I personally think it is a matter of categories. This movie would qualify in a class of its own. Any movie that features Natalie Portman claiming she had a burning in her beaver has to get at least nominated. Unless she has a pet beaver, then all bets are off!


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