Invitation to a Spanking

Erica Scott author of Late Bloomer the book featured on my site has posted a number communications from potential playmates on her blog Erica Scott: Life, Love & Spanking. She probably gets tired of hearing this but I think that she is incredible, intelligent and very brave with lots of attitude. She would probably admit that her it is her mouth that most often what lands her butt in hot water.

These messages are so badly put together that I find them pretty pathetic, but who am I to evaluate these messages? After all I have dreamed about finding and spanking the right partner for many years and been unable to even do that. From my younger years my single friends would often tell me that if you want to meet women you have to put yourself out there. If you try to talk to as many women you find attractive as possible you might find someone willing to talk or more. It is the same principle as spam; the great majority on recipients will delete you without a second thought, but some might respond. Just for the record I am a Nigerian Oil Ministry official and I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts.

So in this age of social networking it should be so simple to make a connection. Despite being in the minority some of the bloggers listed here have been successful finding partners who want the same things that they do. I have to admit being a little envious, after all nobody said that life would be easy, but it is also encouraging that it can be done and couples can play and love and even be married without losing desire, even enhancing spanking play.

As usual being somewhat clueless I have to wonder where to begin, it is really tempting to be simple and direct.  “Me Tarzan, you Jane, bend over now!” This might be effective for someone like Brendan Fraser, just look at him.

Maybe something more formal.

All that is missing is nice paper.

My best quality is my humor but it is hard to joke about something that is quite serious to me. “I really like live theatre would you like to accompany me to the opera, something light, less Luciano Pavarotti more Grouch Marx.”

Perhaps a short résumé:

Position Desired: Top

Some experience but eager and willing to learn

Salary very negotiable.

You may have noticed if you are still reading that I am really terrible at this. I have found it difficult enough to broach this subject with women I have already slept with. Honey, come over here. I need to spank you and I think you will enjoy it as much as I will.

From my own perspective I think it would be nice to meet first and talk over a cup of coffee or glass of iced tea. I would like to know more about you and you could get an impression of what I am really like. We can both talk about what we like and don’t like. I think that the cafes in Europe with the tables on the sidewalk are the perfect place to meet for the first time, very public and a safe way to meet.

Still optimistic

CS

PS   I thought this post worth repeating.

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