I have seen a few of these over the years and thought that the art form had a lot of potential. I had this idea for a song based on an old movie which I posted a while back. it has been on the back burner so to speak and I just thought I would try my hand at it. I’m no poet and I knowit. This topic has been illustrated by Endart and I think that a picture from him is worth .. well you know.

Those Magnificent Men and their spanking machines
Tie you up, titty, rump, rump
Tie you down, titty, rump, rump

Paddles and straps, whirling around
Slapping bared bottoms
Enjoying the sound

If you’ve been naughty
You know what you need
A well padded bench
And straps for your knees

Those Magnificent Men and their spanking machines
Tie you up, titty, rump, rump
Tie you down, titty, rump, rump

These intelligent fellows
Know how to set you free
it’s not just a whim
But a calling you see

If you have any doubts
I do understand
Let yourself go
Put yourself in their hands

Those Magnificent Men and their spanking machines
Tie you up, titty, rump, rump
Tie you down, titty, rump, rump

They enchant all the ladies
And steal all the scenes
Those Magnificent Men
And their spanking machines!

CS